when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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