filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
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