After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
handjob tips. give me some.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
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