well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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