We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
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