Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
he wants to bone in the snuggie
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
