They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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