Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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