what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i will never coherently bang her
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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