I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Randomize
