he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
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