Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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