Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
