yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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