Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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