wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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