I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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