Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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