garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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