I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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