Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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