I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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