That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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