whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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