You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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