Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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