I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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