If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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