: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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