Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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