hell yes lets make some ravioli
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
PANTIES FOUND
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