I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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