belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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