I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
We talked him into tasing himself.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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