I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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