he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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