i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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