Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize