how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I will be naked everywhere
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
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