There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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