you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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