It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
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