Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
i think im in europe. pls send help
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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