break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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