i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
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