i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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