I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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