Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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