He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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