Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
a search helicopter?!
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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