Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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