No, drunk sperm still make babies.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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