and i looked up. we had an audience...
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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