Its about making memories worth repressing
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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