Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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