I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
You're a waste of cheezeits
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
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