He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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